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heyy. i'm not arrogant people. if you be nice on me. i will be nice on you. if you be rude with me. the same thing will happen to you back. i love to have many friends but not special boyfriend or whatever. blahblahblah. i love myself. kalau tak.sape lg kann. view my blog as you like my dear.

Saturday, October 16, 2010

JOKES

Jokes 1 :

What is the difference between COMPLETE && FINISHED ?

Dad : My son , if you love the right girl and you got married, then u're COMPLETE ;)

BUT ! If you love the wrong girl, then u're FINISHED! (:

Jokes 2:

Student: Would u punish me for sumthing i didn't do ?
Teacher: Of course NOT .
Student: GOOD ! because i haven't done my homework yet (:

Jokes 3:

Doctor: You look so weak && exhausted. Are u having 3 MEALS a day as i have advised ?
Lady: Doctor, i thought you said 3 MALES a day . =.="

Jokes 4 :

Tarzan & the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "WHY?" and then , the animals told him . " YourTAIL is in front ! "
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